Calm Your Mitts

Low-key chill with high-key attitude.

This hat isn’t just a vibe — it’s a whole mood. Embroidered with “Calm Yo Tits” in bold lettering, it’s your go-to for days when patience is thin and sarcasm is strong. Whether you’re running errands, dodging drama, or just keeping it real, this cap delivers the message loud and clear.

Soft, structured, and ready to throw shade (literally), it’s the perfect mix of comfort and sass. Pair it with your favorite tee or let it steal the spotlight — either way, it’s doing the talking.